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A wee guy

Nov 1, 2012 by BK

A wee guy was sitting at a bar staring at his drink for ages. Suddenly, a big biker came along, snatched his glass, guzzled down the contents and laughed, "Hah! So what you gonna do about that, little man?"

"Nothing," sighed the little guy despondently. "You see, today has been the worst day of my life. This morning I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss was furious and so he sacked me. I cleared my desk, went to my car, only to discover that it wasn't there – somebody had stolen it. So I got a taxi home, but when it came to paying the driver I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. I then went into my house and I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I left home and came to this bar.

And just when I was thinking about ending it all, you came along and drank my poison…"

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